The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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