what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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