If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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