Don't you send me to vm
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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