come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
His nipple licking is glorious
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