I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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