He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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