Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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