Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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