nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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