I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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