guys are not supposed to queef...right?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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