i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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