"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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