you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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