my sisters under your porch take her home
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
