I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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