And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
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