I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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