You made me cry and you don't even care
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
is that a dick in a sweater?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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