True but thats because hes a fetus.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
