hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
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