We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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