imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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