just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
40s are totally the cure
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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