last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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