the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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