D3 body, D1 cock
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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