Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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