Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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