Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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