Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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