i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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