the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
A bitchslap is in order.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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