didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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