is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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