Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
Randomize
