how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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