apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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