How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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