How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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