brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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