I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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