It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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