is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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