Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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