he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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