On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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