Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Randomize
