no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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