Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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