Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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