Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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