Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Holy shit dude........stairs
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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