dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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