better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
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