once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Randomize
