I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
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