Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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