it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
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