can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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