Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There's always time for handjobs
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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