Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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