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what?
penguin condom
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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